Saturday night dinner jokes

Ellie: What does a taco say in the morning? “Taco-doodle-doo!”

Me: What do you call a taco that can’t talk? An O.

Gwen: What does the taco say when it wakes up? “Wake up everyone! Tacos are the best!!!”


My youngest just tried to pass off a packet of ketchup as a bedtime snack.

I actually had to pause and think if I wanted to fight this particular battle before saying “no”, which tells you everything you need to know about how my summer is going.