Because the Facebook is always good for a giggle! I should log in more often. Look what I found in my messages this morning:
From: Caroline Moore <—– The impostor, location blacked out to protect the innocent… err… idiot.
To: Caroline Moore <—– Me, the real one.
Subject: BITCH YOU SOTLE MY FUCKING NAME!
Message: I HATE YOU YOU STOLE ME FUCKING DAMN NAMEEE
In my defense, I don’t recall having ever sotle (or is it sotled?) anything in my entire life. And apparently the other Caroline Moore is Irish – she got me bleepin’ name, and me Lucky Charms, too!
Just in case there was any confusion, I’m the Caroline Moore who can spell, even when I’m drunk.
Move along, move along, nothing to see here.