Mom, explaining Christmas: Some people believe it’s Christ’s birthday. Do you know who Jesus Christ is?
Ellie: Yeah! That’s what Daddy always says when Atticus is being a brat!
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Mom, explaining Christmas: Some people believe it’s Christ’s birthday. Do you know who Jesus Christ is?
Ellie: Yeah! That’s what Daddy always says when Atticus is being a brat!
File under “Things I never needed to say until I became a parent”
“No, thank you, my armpits don’t need a makeover.”
Ellie: “Mama, how do dreams come true?”
Me: “Hard work and dedication.”
Ellie, wrinkling her nose: “What’s ‘hard work’ and ‘dedication?'”
“I’m going to get some PJ’s, and you’ll be amazed at which ones I pick!”
— Ellie
Ellie: So Mama, you were talking to Daddy, and Daddy was talking to me, but I was talking to Daddy, not you, but Daddy was talking about me to you—
Me: Hold up. I’m confused. Can you draw me a flow chart?
Ellie: Sure!
*a few minutes later*
Me: How’s that flow chart coming?
Ellie: It’s flowin’ good, Mama.
Ellie: “Mama, I have to tell you something.”
Me: “Oh?”
Ellie: “I kinda accidentally ate a cookie for breakfast before you got up this morning…but it was an accident.”
Me: “An accident, huh?”
Ellie: “Yeah, an accident. But I left the last one! I promise never to eat the last one.”
“Let’s go eat chocolate and watch Californication.”
Ellie: “Mama, I promise not to suffocate you.”
“No Mama Daddy! Weave me wone! Me have rough day.”
– Gwen, at 7 a.m., when Tim tried to tickle her
Ellie: What does M-O-T-E-L spell?
Tim: Motel.
Ellie: What’s a motel?
Tim: It’s like a hotel but with more “M” in it.