In my family, we don’t have Dad Jokes, we have Mom Jokes.
Q: Why did the panda bears get sick?
A: There was a panda-emic.
Q: Why did the kids in Never Never Land get sick?
A: There was a Peter Pan-demic.
Q: Why did the cookware get sick?
A: There was a frying pan-demic.
And so on, and so on….