Oh, hello there! The three of you who are actually still reading, I mean! Nice to see you. Yes, I know it seems like I’ve dropped off the face of the earth, but I have a good excuse: I’ve been sick.
Ok, well, I was sick… about a week ago. For two days. Vomit is not a real motivator, you know? The winter malaise, it lingers.
So to give this poor neglected blog a feeble jump-start, I shamelessly stole this meme from Schmutzie. I’m not normally a fan of the meme (I insist it should be pronounced “mee-mee,” because doesn’t that just make more sense? Most memes are all about “me me me me,” but I’m told I am wrong, wrong, wrong) but this one caught my eye because I didn’t have to think very hard. I like not thinking right now.
A – AVAILABLE: Not so much lately. It’s partly the “I want to hibernate” factor, but mostly because I’m just busy.
B – BIRTHDAY: January 24, 1983.
C – CRUSHING ON: I have no idea. Sleep, maybe. Sleep is sexy.
D – DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Soda water. Water with bubbles: Badass.
E – EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Tim.
F – FAVORITE SONG: I have too many… but right now, “Swim” by Jack’s Mannequin.
G – GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Worms!
H – HOMETOWN: North Amity, Maine–a teeny town known for… well… not very much.
I – IN LOVE WITH: My kid. She’s too cute!
J – JUGGLE: Bwahahaha, that’s a joke, right?
K – KILLED SOMEONE: Wanted to? Sure.
L – LONGEST CAR RIDE: Maine to New York, overnight, with the whole family, on very little sleep.
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chocolate.
N – NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: One–I still can’t resist calling him “widdle brudder” even though he’s now a grown man who’d probably appreciate a slightly less juvenile nickname.
O – ONE WISH: To be content.
P – PERSON YOU TALKED TO LAST: Mr. Tim.
Q – QUESTIONABLE LIKE: FarmVille. I feel dirty just writing that, but I can’t resist a good simulation game.
R – REASON TO SMILE: The baby is asleep, and I have a whole hour and a half to myself before bedtime.
S – SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Times They Are a Changin’
T – TIME YOU WOKE UP: 6:30 a.m.
U – UNDERWEAR COLOR: A funky retro pattern in orange and blue.
V – VALUES: I has them.
W – WORST HABIT: Biting my fingernails.
X – X-RAYS YOU’VE HAD: My teeth and my left foot–not at the same time.
Y – YOYOS: I’m familiar.
Z – ZODIAC SIGN: Aquarius