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Mom, explaining Christmas: Some people believe it’s Christ’s birthday. Do you know who Jesus Christ is?

Ellie: Yeah! That’s what Daddy always says when Atticus is being a brat!

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flowin’ good

Ellie: So Mama, you were talking to Daddy, and Daddy was talking to me, but I was talking to Daddy, not you, but Daddy was talking about me to you—

Me: Hold up. I’m confused. Can you draw me a flow chart?

Ellie: Sure!

*a few minutes later*

Me: How’s that flow chart coming?

Ellie: It’s flowin’ good, Mama.

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