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My youngest just tried to pass off a packet of ketchup as a bedtime snack.

I actually had to pause and think if I wanted to fight this particular battle before saying “no”, which tells you everything you need to know about how my summer is going.

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I like my Peeps cruelty-free

Me, helping open the Peeps from Ellie’s Easter basket: “You know, when I was a kid, we only got Peeps at Easter. They didn’t have them for Valentine’s Day or Christmas or anything.”

Ellie, aghast: “That’s just cruel!”

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