My youngest just tried to pass off a packet of ketchup as a bedtime snack.
I actually had to pause and think if I wanted to fight this particular battle before saying “no”, which tells you everything you need to know about how my summer is going.
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Asides
Everyone’s a comedian.
Me: Do you have those two checks I gave you yesterday?
Tim: Pretty sure they’re in my wallet, but I’ll have to … … … double check. 😉
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I introduced my daughter to Bon Jovi’s music and she’s enchanted, I’m pretty sure this means I’ve won at parenthood, right?
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The sabbatical thing is going well so far.
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I like my Peeps cruelty-free
Me, helping open the Peeps from Ellie’s Easter basket: “You know, when I was a kid, we only got Peeps at Easter. They didn’t have them for Valentine’s Day or Christmas or anything.”
Ellie, aghast: “That’s just cruel!”
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