Saturday night dinner jokes

Ellie: What does a taco say in the morning? “Taco-doodle-doo!”

Me: What do you call a taco that can’t talk? An O.

Gwen: What does the taco say when it wakes up? “Wake up everyone! Tacos are the best!!!”

Happy Father’s Day

Happy Father’s Day to the guy who matched me diaper for diaper, bottle for bottle, and late night for late night. Now you’re the stay-at-home dad, coordinator of appointments, lessons, and lunch boxes. I couldn’t ask for a better partner, and our kids are lucky to have you as an example of what a great dad should be. <3 🙂


I like my Peeps cruelty-free

Me, helping open the Peeps from Ellie’s Easter basket: “You know, when I was a kid, we only got Peeps at Easter. They didn’t have them for Valentine’s Day or Christmas or anything.”

Ellie, aghast: “That’s just cruel!”