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Saturday night dinner jokes

Ellie: What does a taco say in the morning? β€œTaco-doodle-doo!”

Me: What do you call a taco that can’t talk? An O.

Gwen: What does the taco say when it wakes up? β€œWake up everyone! Tacos are the best!!!”

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Happy Father’s Day

Happy Father’s Day to the guy who matched me diaper for diaper, bottle for bottle, and late night for late night. Now you’re the stay-at-home dad, coordinator of appointments, lessons, and lunch boxes. I couldn’t ask for a better partner, and our kids are lucky to have you as an example of what a great dad should be. <3 πŸ™‚

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I like my Peeps cruelty-free

Me, helping open the Peeps from Ellie’s Easter basket: “You know, when I was a kid, we only got Peeps at Easter. They didn’t have them for Valentine’s Day or Christmas or anything.”

Ellie, aghast: “That’s just cruel!”

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